67 The SixSeven IndexBNB Chain · $67 Buy $67

Est. this cycle · BNB Smart Chain

The index fund
that posts.

Six percent in. Seven percent out. Every basis point of it is converted into tokenized S&P 500 stock and pushed straight to the people holding the bag. Your uncle's retirement plan, wearing a hat.

NO STAKING · NO CLAIM BUTTON · NO LOCK-UP · NO MARKETING WALLET

$67
The SixSeven Index
BNB Chain
DISTRIBUTIONS, CUMULATIVE
Front-end load
6.00%
Redemption fee
7.00%
Distributed in
S&P 500
Settlement
Automatic
Disclosure. $67 is a meme token, not a fund, a security, an ETF or a regulated product. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by S&P Global, S&P Dow Jones Indices or BNB Chain. Distributions depend entirely on trading volume and are never guaranteed. Not financial advice.

The Mechanism

Every tax token has a wallet. This one has a desk.

The usual arrangement is that a tax comes off your trade, lands in a "marketing wallet," and is never spoken of again. Here the tax is the product. It goes to the open market, buys the index, and comes back to you as a position — not a promise.

STEP 01 — EXECUTION

The trade pays the desk

6% is withheld on every purchase and 7% on every disposal. It accrues inside the contract. There is no discretion and no signer to trust with it.

STEP 02 — ACQUISITION

The desk buys the index

The accrued balance is deployed into tokenized S&P 500 stock on the open market. Real index exposure, acquired on-chain, at whatever the tape says.

STEP 03 — SETTLEMENT

The index lands in your wallet

Distributed pro-rata to holders by position size. Nothing to claim, nothing to stake, no form to sign. It simply arrives while you are asleep.

Fee Schedule

Six in. Seven out.

Printed plainly, the way a fee table should be. The asymmetry is not an accident — leaving costs more than arriving, and the difference is paid to the people who stayed.

TransactionRateWithheld onApplied to
Purchase 6.00% Gross value of every buy Acquisition of tokenized S&P 500 stock
Disposal 7.00% Gross value of every sell Acquisition of tokenized S&P 500 stock
Holding 0.00% Nothing. Ever. No management fee, no performance fee, no custody fee
Distribution 0.00% Nothing. Ever. Paid pro-rata by position size, automatically
SLIPPAGE — SET TOLERANCE TO AT LEAST 8% WHEN SELLING AND 7% WHEN BUYING, OR THE ROUTER WILL REJECT THE TRADE.
6
Percent in
7
Percent out

Six & Seven

Two numbers your nephew won't shut up about.

One half of this room has been saying those two numbers all year for no stated reason. The other half has been dollar-cost-averaging into the S&P 500 since 1987 and has never once been asked about it at a party. This is the trade where they finally shake hands.

Instrument$67 · BEP-20
VenueBNB Smart Chain
Distribution assetTokenized S&P 500
FrequencyContinuous, per trade
Minimum positionNone
Action requiredNone

Holder Statement

The paperwork is one line long.

A specimen of what holding this actually involves. There is no portal, no quarterly PDF, and nobody to call between nine and five.

Account Statement Specimen — illustrative only
Registered holderYour wallet
Position$67
Credited this periodTokenized S&P 500
Fees deducted from holdings0.00
Forms to complete0
AdvisorYou. Regrettably.

Stages

Stages, not a roadmap.

A roadmap is a list of things somebody intends to feel good about. These are states — each one either happened on-chain or it didn't, and you can check.

STAGE 01

Deployment on BNB Smart Chain. Liquidity added, contract verified and published.

In progress
STAGE 02

Fee engine live. First conversion of accrued tax into tokenized S&P 500 executed.

Pending
STAGE 03

First distribution to holders, with the settlement transaction posted on this page.

Pending
STAGE 04

Public ledger: tax collected, index acquired, total distributed — updated live.

Pending
STAGE 05

Tracker listings and exchange integrations. After that the tape does the talking.

Pending

Open a position

Six in. Seven out. Paid in the index.

On BNB Smart Chain, through PancakeSwap. Set slippage to at least 8% so the fee clears, and mind the gas.

Contract address

UNTIL AN ADDRESS APPEARS IN THIS BOX, THERE IS NO $67 CONTRACT. ANY ADDRESS YOU ARE GIVEN ANYWHERE ELSE IS NOT THIS TOKEN.